I used to have a fancy, new-fangled, flash-based, music-pumpin’, search-engine-unfriendly, rarely-updated website here. I still have it. You can still play around on it. In fact, I encourage it. See just how unimpressive awesome my Flash Template Editing Kung-Fu was:

Ye Olde Website

(Turn your speakers up so you can really FEEL the boom-ch-boom-ch.)